Getting slim & trim

This is my very first post so forgive my shyness.

Yes I am overweight. Thanks to the internet I can now ‘hide’ behind my laptop in total animosity. You don’t even know what gender I am. Basically, you only know what I tell you. Today may be your lucky day.

I am who I say I am. Let’s do some fact checking.

Are you overweight? yes

Are you male or female? male

What is your real name? Paul (that’s all you get)

I was hunting the internet and found this neat product(knowing me, I like a bargain + I’m packing a few extra pounds)that not only comes at a bargain but by recent verdicts –IT WORKS!

Soon I will be out from hiding behind my laptop and reenter the world of opportunity & real people. I will be ready for them but the…